I LOVE PIGS!!!

"Lets name it Pig!" Blart said. Blart really likes pigs. He's really dirty so I might call him a pig as well. But he is the first son of the first son of the first son... the list goes on forever! Because he is the first son of the first son and so on he is the only one who can defeat Zoltab and his minions!

Blart is really dirty. He doesn't really what he looks like and I don't even think he takes a shower! He wears rags made out of really thin material because his grandfather couldn't be bothered to buy better and because they couldn't afford it. Blart has blonde hair and blue eyes. His blonde hair is as messy as a pig sty. He's not much of a neat person but do you know in the book for the first and last time in his life he actually cared about what he looked like!

Now Blart's behaviour is that of animals including a pig. He's stubborn like a mule and filthy like a pig. Blart isn't that bright. He hadn't and education as his grandpa and him were poor. He is really lazy and if you asked him to do anything he would just ignore you. One of Blart's common's sentences is "Why should I" Blart is also a bit arrogant.Pigs were his life . You could say bad things about his family but all he cared about were his pigs... his precious ,stinky, filthy pigs. Well that's Blart for you!

I remember when Capablanca arrived at Blart's house to take him on his Stopping Zoltab mission and Blart didn't want to go so Capablanca turned the table into a pig so that Blart might be a bit scared. But sadly the great wizard Capablanca didn't know that Blart loved pigs. "Do it again! Do it again!" exclaimed Blart. When Capablanca turned the pig back into a table Blart had no choice but to go with Capablanca because he kept on falling in mud puddles!

Blart is a really selfish boy. He's messy, dumb, silly, mean, raw and whole lot of other things but one thing is for sure he didn't choose to go on a mission to defeat Zoltab and his army!

Do you think he can save himself? Do you think he can save mankind? Do you think he can save the world?!